What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What caused the stock market to crash?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Where and how did ballet originate?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?